Lark On My Go-Kart
| Title | Lark On My Go-Kart |
|---|---|
| Artist | Asher Roth |
| Album | Asleep in the Bread Aisle |
| Release Date | 2009-03-24 |
| Description | “Lark On My Go-Kart” is the opening track of Asher Roth’s 2009 debut album Asleep in the Bread Aisle. In this song, Asher goes on an adventure (lark) through a lyrical funhouse. Ash demonstrates his oft-underrated lyrical prowess, as well as his ability to “get nasty.” Particularly in the music video. Lesbian mermaids, anyone? |
| Lyrics | [Verse 1] Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet Me and Teddy Ruxpin sturring up a ruckus Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins Suck a Dick Butkus, chumps can't funk with the punk kids Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins Any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment Let the whole world know I run shit, jump ship quick Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung, trip Twist to a front flip, son that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this [Verse 2] Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty Pass me a blunt and some Captain Chilling with an Ashley, heading to the mall Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador Door-matted whore with your words, heard that before Poor metaphor, pedicure, get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few, you gonna need it Yeah, get your Wii Fit to practice your frees with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor Ramon flow, oh so sharp You can take Kapowski, I'mma take Lark on my go-kart [Verse 3] Mario Kart skills are outrageous Play me anyday and I'll be the best racist Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer Traded in my cell phone for a new pager Take off your Bluetooth now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms About thirty five with at least two kids We can make-out while my friend baby sits All up in your fridge eating left-over shit Tuna sandwich, Butterscotch Krimpets Cheetos be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit, take a sip from my Ssips and split You might also like[Bridge] Roll that J up, is it rolled? Yeah, roll it up, uhh [Verse 4] Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on Yeah, I'm a dork but I'm still holding court Ball up, baller, y'all take too long to get dolled up Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up Who am I trying to impress? Honey in the sun dress With the breasts luscious just sent me a text O-M-G, you're the B-E-est If you're trying to have sex, I'm the best at it |