True Direction (Skit)
| Title | True Direction (Skit) |
|---|---|
| Artist | Asteriah |
| Album | Asteriah |
| Release Date | (not set) |
| Description | ? |
| Lyrics | [Sample: Mary Brown & Megan Bloomfield, others] Why don't you start by telling us about the first time that you realized that you might be a lesbian? Well, I have pictures of women around You think that's normal? Sure, I never really thought about it Have you ever had a boyfriend? Yes. For two years we've been going steady. I really love him. He's smart and popular He's got the biggest dick I've never seen Well, um... have you ever had sex with him? It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it? He's very handsome But does he make you hot? I mean, do you think of him at night when you... I'm not perverted I get good grades. I go to church I'm a cheerleader I'm not like all of you Everyone reads "Cosmo." Everyone looks at other girls. All the time But you only assume that they're thinking what you're thinking when they look, but they're not (Freemont power. Freemont pride. Be aggressive. Drive, drive, drive. Go Freemont!) I thought everybody had those thoughts I just want to be normal Then you admit you're not normal So why don't you admit you are a homosexual? I'm a homosexual. I'm a homosexual You have just taken your first step in your true direction! *clapping*You might also like |