Knock Knock Joke 2
Title | Knock Knock Joke 2 |
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Artist | Atmosphere |
Album | Seven’s Travels |
Release Date | (not set) |
Description | ? |
Lyrics | [Intro Spoken: Mr Dibbs talking to himself skit] Hello, yes? I'm asking you because I don't give a give a fuck, uh Hey, uh, self! Have you seen my girlfriend? Uh, no, I haven't, Mr. Dibbs How many fuckin' times do I...Hey self, have you seen my girlfriend, buddy? No, I haven't Mr. Dibbs Alright Nah, man, I ain't seen her, man, I ain't seen her in a minute Again? Keep going, you've gotta pick one Man, no, I ain't seen your girlfriend, dawg Hey, uh, so, seen my girlfriend? Ah, nah, on the real Mr. Dibbs, I can't help you I'm making this shit up as I go, these are not like voices I've got laying around Yeah Hey, hh, self, you seen my girlfriend? Nah, she was gettin' crunk somewhere, I don't, I don't really know She got carried off by like, the Vander brothers and, like, I don't know Just kind of, whole 'nother shit [Verse: Slug] Hot damn, who's the man, you don't believe me? Run and ask your girl who loves her deeply Played a quick game and gave her a nickname And since then, your life ain't been quite the same Sometimes I act hard but I'm not that star I'm just the type that takes it to the head and rips the bed apart Leave me alone, I'm watching women, no competition Life is like a dance, man, and I got lots of rhythm Come and take a stab at tryna be bad It don't matter, I'ma still steady have a Betty on my lap Ready for a nap, well, let me make them clap You didn't know a skinny cat could get down like that What's taking your woman so long in the restroom? She's in the parking lot with me And I'ma have her out her dress soon Don't be mad, she's faithful But I'm the reason your relationship is even going stable [Chorus: Slug] She leaves the door unlocked, so I don't have to knock Gave me keys to your spot, so I wouldn't have to knock She said you leave a lot and she gets lonely and hot And when you're hard at work, I'm working hard on your job She leaves the door unlocked, so I don't have to knock Gave me keys to your spot, so I wouldn't have to knock She said you leave a lot and she gets lonely and hot And when you're hard at work, I'm working hard on your (Stop, stop, stop) You might also like[Outro Spoken: Slug] Nah, but I'm sayin', I would come over but You're the one with the car I mean, I'll take the bus, I'll take the bus I'm not trippin', but I'm sayin' Yeah, you should just come scoop me up I don't know. We'll go kick it, we'll go get something to eat. Mmmm, nah, I don't really want to eat there Nah, we'll figure something out, don't worry about it How long before you get here? Okay, word, I'll be ready Uh, do you mind if we stop up at the record store for a minute? So I can step in, talk to my brother? Word Hey, by the way, I ain't got no money. How you sittin' today? |