The Number None
Title | The Number None |
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Artist | Atmosphere |
Album | To All My Friends, Blood Makes the Blade Holy: The Atmosphere EPs |
Release Date | 2010-09-06 |
Description | Slug returns to one of his main lyrical skills – storytelling – and narrates a relationship with a girl. She breaks up with him and claims it’s because he’s trying to have sex with her. But, then, she plays him and has sex with his best friend on the first date. Notice how similar the title of this song is to a previously-recorded Atmosphere track titled “The Number One”, which was released on Sad Clown Bad Summer IX. That song reminisces on the good times of previous childhood relationships, and how there was never any drama. This song here, is titled “The Number None” because it’s about a sour relationship. This girl isn’t “number one” as Slug had described the girls in the other song; this bitch is “number none”. |
Lyrics | [Intro] Alright Baby listen, they playing our song You want to slow dance with me? C'mon You can just say no You ain't gotta be a douche about it [Verse] I was just a kid, she was just a kid Lost in the mix, it didn't matter what we did She used to baby me, I was her baby doll I used to chase her around, she was my basketball I guess it had to fall, I should've known No model to follow, we were both from broken homes But we used to laugh about acting grown up And I could hear her mom in the back yelling hang the phone up A teenage love, a teenage love Keep up the crush on what it means to us It's okay girl, we don't even need to fuck I was the first one to show her what a penis was We used to sit on the park bench and hold hands Staying out past dark to feel the romance Summer time I was waking up early Bounce out the flat little worm, get the birdy Walk to her house and watch a couple movies Kissing on her nipples, playing with the coochy, whoo! That's as far as it ever got, pet the spot Get her all wet and hot, and then it stopped Frustration, soon after that She broke up with me like boom it's a wrap She said that we were moving too fast No seducing the ass, she needed room to relax But hold up now, I don't understand All I really wanted was to be your lover man We can wait, no pressure, I'll be patient She said stop calling me, I'm taking a vacation So there it was decorated with the wordplay I'm at school and I'm tryna hide my hurt face She started seeing others but it got worse, wait She let my homeboy hit it on the first date [Bridge] Oooh! Sorry dude Makes me wanna sing, I wanna sing, c'mon {Hook: x3} I don't miss you, but I remember you You taught a lesson and for that I give you gratitude I'm such a mess with love and sex But I don't fuck around with my best friend's ex, nahYou might also like |