Michelle’s Farm
| Title | Michelle’s Farm |
|---|---|
| Artist | Beastie Boys |
| Album | Pollywog Stew [EP] |
| Release Date | July 1982 |
| Description | “Michelle’s Farm” is Track 7 on Pollywoog Stew EP, released on 11.20.1982 originally by Ratcage Records. It was recorded at 171A Studio, engineered by Scott Jarvis, and produced in the winter of 1981 by Beastie Boys and Scott Jarvis. It was performed by: Kate Schellenbach (drums, backing vocals, washboard) Adam Yauch (bass, backing vocals, acoustic guitar) John Berry (guitar) Michael Diamond (lead vocals and cow bell) Dave ID (backing vocals) Dave Parsons (backing vocals) Nick (backing vocals) “Michelle’s Farm” has been performed in 15 known concerts. 1st Known Performance: 11.20.1982 — CBGB’s, New York, US Last Known Performance: 8.18.1998 — Palace of Auburn Hills, Auburn Hills, MI, US |
| Lyrics | Yee-haw! Oh, shut up, you pig fucker You're so ugly You're like a zebra, Adam You're so ugly You're a ponyass motherfucker Why don't you get a haircut, farm boy? Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard stoats raid the pen If you don't shoot 'em, they'll do it again Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Farmer Joe fucks a cow He likes it so much, he sucks a sow Now you Everyday I'm going to school I wish I could be satisfied But it's hogwash Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Now fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard Bob mows the field Sees how much wheat will yield Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Now fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard stoats raid the pen If you don't shoot 'em, they'll do it again You might also likeAnd everyday I'm going to school I wish that I could find gratitude But it's hogwash Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Now fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard stoats raid the pen If you don't shoot 'em, they'll do it again Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Now fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Now fuck the chickens, I don't like milk Now me Everyday I'm riding to school I'm learning a bunch of brainwash It's hogwash |