Rhyme the Rhyme Well

TitleRhyme the Rhyme Well
ArtistBeastie Boys
AlbumTo the 5 Boroughs
Release Date2004-06-15
DescriptionThis is track 5 on Beastie Boys’ 6th (full-length) LP, To the 5 Boroughs, released 6.4.2004. Recorded & mixed at Oscilloscope Laboratories, Beastie Boys get writing and production credit, with Mix Master Mike on turntables. Recording engineered by Beastie Boys and Jon Weiner. Mixed by Supa Engineer “DURO” for No Question Ent./Loreal Inc. Mastered by Chris Athens at Sterling Sound.

Samples include:


“Public Enemy No. 1“ by Public Enemy, from their debut album, Yo! Bum Rush the Show (1987)
“The O.J. Chronicles” — an episode of "The Joe Frank Show” by Joe Frank and David Cross



There are no known live performance of this song.
LyricsAnd now my name is Adrock, I've got a story to tell
And when I rock the crowd, well the crowd will all yell
And when I get the feeling, I feel the feel swell
And when I start to rhyme, well I rhyme the rhyme well

Oh you didn't know, I got the flow
I could sing, rap, dance in just one show
With the cornbread stuffin', with the Blimpie Bluffin
Mother fuckin' Yossi with his goddamn muffins
Hey could you please, pass me the peas
And let me get a tissue if you think you're gonna sneeze
I'm the player and the coach, I'm no roach
I bought my grandma a brand new brooch

Well I'm MCA with a story to tell
When I rock the crowd, I rock the crowd well
And when I get the feeling, I feel the feel swell
'Cause when I start to rhyme, well I rhyme the rhyme well

'Cause I'm a craftsman, who ain't fastin'
I'll take you to task, everyone of y'all draftsman
I'm rehashin' and ain't maskin'
Bringin' the beat back, and keepin' it lastin'
Keepin' it topnotch, beyond passin'
Simmer in the pan 'cause, I ain't a-flashin'
I'm party crashin' so you better batten
Down those hatches stop procrastin-
You might also likeWell I'm Mike D with a story to tell
And when I rock the crowd, the crowd will all yell
And when I get the feeling, I feel the feel swell
'Cause when I start to rhyme, I rhyme the rhyme well

Went to the top and never went pop and
Came back down but still not stopping
I'm not even asking, "Yo, what's cracking?"
Serving MC's on a platter like baked Alaskan
So start packin', 'cause I'm back in
The game of hip-hop representin' Manhattan

Now push the pause button, then start ducking
Shhhhh, you heard me like I'm E.F. Hutton
Hutton shhhhhhhh, Hutton shhh, Hutton shhhhhhh
Hutton SHHHHHHHHH!!!

"And I was trying on the Batgirl costume, what's wrong with that?
Now, now I was the Catwoman."

Hey, Adam. It's Felicia…
Hey, Mike. It's Felicia…
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