Warp to World 6-9
Title | Warp to World 6-9 |
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Artist | Benefit |
Album | B.E.N.E.F.I.T. |
Release Date | 1999 |
Description | A rap song about 1985 game “Super Mario Bros” that details the player’s quest to help Mario the plumber free Princess Peach and get him laid with her. The song speaks about various amounts of gameplay elements and sexual remarks about the game. The title of this song is a reference to the secret warp zones found in underground levels that warps Mario to the beginning of a world. |
Lyrics | [Intro] Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test C Anello: What? The Mario test? Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho [Verse 1] It's 1986, I'm in the first grade I'm working really hard to get Mario laid I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy Believe me, Mario would get that ass so fuck Luigi Mario really wants to get her in bed So bad that he's busting up bricks with his head He just wants sex so forget the wedding bells Jumpin' on little mushroom men and turtle shells Dropping down green pipes and secret passageways Makin' his move to the end where the final castle lays Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink Princess won't fuck a little kid, I think So stay grown and attend to your own And eventually, the Princess will attend to your bone [Hook] Save the Princess quick Because she wants a dick And if you let her free You get the pussy Save the Princess quick Because she wants a dick And if you let her free You get the pussy [Verse 2] Bowser's tryna get head right now from the Princess But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance Cloud people throwing little spike animals Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals I heard nobody yet running the Princess's oven And Mario always says "Virgins, I love 'em" I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up And jump on the back of their shells till I get 1-up I'm gonna keep playing and I'm never gonna quit 'Cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits I wanna beat it before any of my friends do So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu At the end of each level I jump and get the flag And say to myself "another castle in the bag" I hope Bowser's ready 'cause he's in for a ride And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide The Princess is a freak even though she has class Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly And I hate platforms that fall out from below me It's all worthwhile just to see Mario smile Standing next to the Princess buck-naked profile That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made You might also like[Hook] Save the Princess quick Because she wants a dick And if you let her free You get the pussy Save the Princess quick Because she wants a dick And if you let her free You get the pussy |