Feelsbatman
Title | Feelsbatman |
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Artist | Billy the Fridge |
Album | ill! |
Release Date | 2017-09-28 |
Description | This song is about the musical artist Billy the Fridge wanting to be a superhero, preferably Batman, but not being capable to. The song’s name “FeelsBatMan” is a pun on the Pepe the Frog meme “Feelsbadman” and popular DC superhero Batman. |
Lyrics | I wanna be the hero I wanna be the hero (I wanna be the hero) I wanna be the hero (I wanna be the hero) I wanna be the hero (I wanna be the hero) I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I want the world to know my name before I fade away I wanna be the hero I wanna be the hero I wanna be the hero I wanna be the hero On a dark night best bet I'll be feelin' myself Show up naked wearin' a mask cape and utility belt No humility felt I'd have a huge wang Orangutan dang-a-lang baby I'd be bruce wayne Bumpin' wu tang rollin' in the bat mobile I'd have abs of steel golden age mass appeal But thats some real I ain't fittin' in the bat suit I'm just some fat dude losin' fights to fast food That's a fact true I'm unimportant I never had a chance I wasn't orphaned I blame my parents they were never even mega-rich I wanna be the batman instead I'm just a basic bitch I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I want the world to know my name before I fade away I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I want a mansion And a man-slave I wanna walk around naked in my bat cave Feels bad man Feels real bad man Every day I wake up wishin' I was the batman You might also likeI got dreams of stoppin' schemes in Gotham city Fight a half crazy cat lady with awesome titties Talkin' gritty with the Joker and his do-or-die broad I think I'd rather run and hide than join a suicide squad I'm a super-sized slob I ain't solvin' mysteries Slurpies hurt my brain I ain't stoppin' mr.freeze Got no victories you're not gunna find them I'd probably piss my pants in Arkham Asylum If I was hardened I'd fight 'em all of the villans It's not cowardice I'm powerless how would I kill 'em Face it, I'm basic this always was a stupid plan I'm just a scrub I'm no Superman I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I want the world to know my name before I fade away I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I want a mansion And a man-slave I wanna walk around naked in my bat cave Feels bad man Feels real bad man Every day I wake up wishin' I was the batman I wanna crime fight in the limelight its that simple Instead of givin' chicks my digits I'd give 'em a bat signal They'd shine it in the night sky I'd fly by Doin' bad things in the bat wing join the mile high But why try on the first mission I'd crash At best I'm the Penguin tossin' fish in that ass Listen, I'm trash I'm regular, plain I don't even do a very good impression of bane It's insane I'm no Bruce Wayne I'm just me I'll never be the man I really wanted to be No life full of danger just full of excuses I wanna be the batman Batman never loses I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I want the world to know my name before I fade away I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I wanna be the hero I wanna save the day I want a mansion And a man-slave I wanna walk around naked in my bat cave Feels bad man Feels real bad man Every day I wake up wishin' I was the batman |