I love monster energy

TitleI love monster energy
ArtistCapDude
AlbumLet’s Lane
Release Date2022-09-25
Description?
Lyrics[Intro]
Not sponsored
But I gotta say
I fucking love
Monster energy

[Bridge]
Call me Mr speedy boy
Drink energy through the can
Monster energy to be exact
So I may be broke but what the crap
I still wanna drink it have it with the fucking frat
And i can back that
Ask em if I drink that
They say
Fuck yeah snatch that
[Verse 1]
Call me Mr speedy boy
Drink energy through the can
Monster energy to be exact
So I may be broke but what the crap
I still wanna drink it have it with the fucking frat
And i can back that
Ask em if I drink that
They say
Fuck yeah snatch that
(i'm sorry i didn't have any cans)
Oh yeah baby get me that monster energy
You call me an addict
A dick is what you're at bitch
Don't judge me for the ways I get mad glad
I'm a tad wack and not from the drinks I'm chugging with your bitch that im fucking
I fucking love Monster energy its the best drink in the world
Dying at 30 yeah gimme a twirl Like
I curl up and die I drink em cause its my life no wonder why people drink until they die

{Verse 2]
Number 15 the nectar of the gods monster energy
It's the nectar of the gods
I love it a lot
If you bring me one to Vietnam you know what i want
Like a drug I want my fix
A drink feels better then a bitch sucking my dick I flick open the can and take a sip
Holy fuck assault my heart bitch
(its just like the best drink in the world)
Ugh my fucking heart
Every dollar I make goes to monster energy
I paid for their warehouse and their land house
And their whereabouts
I don't give a fuck about heart disease and cancer causing I just wanna drink it out of my houses faucet
(Wait is that possible)
(I gotta get that built in monster energy faucets bro)
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Let the monster out let the monster loose
Let the monster loose you silly fuckin goose
Let the monster out let the monster loose
Let the monster loose you silly fuckin goose
Let the monster out let the monster loose
Let the monster loose you silly fuckin goose

[Verse 3]
Drink 2 cans a day until I pass out
Hospital visit every day
I might die in a silent way
But I drink when I get out anyway
Run about
So fast
I run so fucking fast
I'm fucking fast
I could just have a heart attack
I love monster energy
Ugh my fucking heart
It was at this point in the song that
Mr. Let Down had died
He died from monster energy overdose
He's very cool
He really- he really likes monster energy
Go visit my patron link in the description
To buy me a monster energy drink oversea
(Mr. let down isn't actually dead)
(i shouldn't even have to say that)