you can give spaghetti to a rat
| Title | you can give spaghetti to a rat |
|---|---|
| Artist | Classic j |
| Album | jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj |
| Release Date | 2020-03-21 |
| Description | First proposed in the mid 1970’s by researchers studying the effects of lasagna on domestic felines, the great rat/spaghetti controversy also known as Noodlegate is, of course, one of the most hotly (and sometimes violently) contested topics in all of academia. Famously in 2004, three professors from the University of Michigan were stripped of their tenure for their pro-giving-spaghetti-to-a-rat beliefs. Needless to say, for many years taking a more progressive stance on the subject was controversial at best. Classic J, in a bold move, opened their masterwork thesis with an unapologetic statement of their position on this controversial topic: yes, “you CAN give spaghetti to a rat.” They then proceeded to reiterate their stance, unashamed and unapologetic, weaving a lyrical sail with which they guided their boat of ideas to new worlds. The words shook the world of science to its core and paved the way for more mainstream acceptance. “you can give spaghetti to a rat” is, perhaps, the single most important piece of media ever produced. |
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