| Lyrics | [Verse 1] :
Hey people, my name is
Pau Theodor Stefan
I'm that guy who people stare at when i step in
You wanna know more things about me ?
Here's some more info
I'm born on 31st July of Two Thousand and Four
Hold up, let me make an introduction
I'm that guy who suffers of ADHD and erectile dysfunction but
Don't underestimate me man, cause I'm a Leo
Three quarters of my character are defined by me ego
Now from what I hear people say that I'm a coward
I'd say that thеy're scared of me just causе I look overpowered
But I ain't
I'm beyond electricity and Sun
I murder punchlines like these
To see people cry for fun!
Last week I fooled my neighbor and I sold his bike
The buyer said I look nothing like the profile picture alike
So I said fuck you
You ain't got no clue how I look like
Get the fuck out of my face
Before I put my dick below your waist!
Oh, and I forgot to say
I'm pissed cause people call me gay!
Anyway, this song is to describe myself
Here you find the 101 about my mental health
Oh yeah and, my head's short with some chapters
PTS-D is me the menace the creator of disasters
You might also likeSincerely now, before you judge get to know me
You'll find out that I'm a pretty guy
And that I'm never phony
But fuck it man
Right now I'm feeling kinda lonely
Basic bitches hit me up
Please put your titties on me
People say they give each other class
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Or imma have to shove a dildo up your ass
Rich kids try hard to show they're cool and better than you
But in real life
They eat chopped liver and live inside of an igloo
Listen man, when I die
Put my body in epoxy resin
Anyway this was I
Pau Theodor Stefan
[Verse 2] :
Now, let's talk about me for a couple of minutes or more
Cause y'all the reason I wrote and composed this song for
Been living 17 and haven't really done a lot
Lately I've been asking God if my future is bright or not
Reminiscing when i was a baby playing, baby crying, baby eating, momma feeding, baby sleeping, baby dreaming
Eleven months ahead
Travelled to a new place
Got money in the home
But they raised me all alone
Two years ahead i went to the kindergarden
The teacher was O.K but not many things happened
Three years have passed
I woke up in middle school
My classmates seemed alright
Had a few left from behind, but
One year later and the second grade came
Some of the classmates left but everything was the same
Same wake, same road, same people, same jokes
Same classes and classmates that I slowly got tired of
Cause of that one day
That one of 'em called me gay
And that shit didn't offend me
But everybody started insisting with it
Every minute I heard 'em say :
"Oh my God look at Theo he looks so gay!"
It wasn't O.K
And since then I had to hear it everyday
Until the eight grade
That's when me and all of my homies had to separate, see our own way
And only some of 'em keep it real with me until this day
But moving outta my personal life
Let me tell you how my mentality like...
See, most of the times I'm pretty peaceful
I'm at peace with everyone who thinks me
And him or her is equal
But sometimes I can be, more or less annoying
And that's one of the reasons why these people keep avoiding
Other times I can be a little upset
Cause of some shit that happened in the past or hasn't happened yet
I'm only human
And I've got problems too
And if you see I'm not responding
Then I just don't wanna fuck with you
It's times when I feel happy
Those times are when I spend my time
With my grandma, mom and daddy
Or my imaginary baddie
Or my friends, who I really love with true
Even though they're kinda busy and I only have a few
By and by I feel melancholic
Lost in the dead and buried
Cause I don't like the present and the future makes me worried
And I don't like the arguments
When they become brutal
Personal or global I just try to stay neutral with all
My spiritual priority is over all
I'm just a candid boy but my confidence will never fall
No doubt, I keep it real
But I jettison the people who just come to steal
Now they all come to appeal
And they all come dressed into the same veil
If I make 'em reach 100k will they do a personality reveal? (Check)
I never had a lot of cash in my pockets
But at least my mother taught me how to be modest and honest
My father taught me how to have patience
Both of them taught me some manners when the times is hard they taught me how to go through my matters!
Fuck all of the bitches on the internet
Posting and posing
And all of the tacky brands that they wear on their fancy clothing
And all of the freaks who wanna get some attention
Goodbye people, this was I
Pau Theodor Stefan |
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