Oprah
Title | Oprah |
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Artist | Doug Anthony Allstars |
Album | Dead & Alive |
Release Date | 1993 |
Description | ? |
Lyrics | [TIM Spoken: We're talking to a blind, crippled woman with a hairy back who claims to be Michael Jackson's only secret friend. We'll take a break and be back in three. One, two, three] Phil Donauhe, we love you Sally Jessie Raphael the southern belle is oh, so swell But oh for a gun, oh for a gun Oh for a gun just to kill, kill, kill, kill Oh for a gun, oh for a gun Oh for a gun just to kill Oprah Winfrey [TIM Spoken: "Go for it! Go for it! Be yourself! USA!"] [PAUL Spoken: "Woah! Hi, my name is Carolina North. I'm from North Carolina!"] [TIM Spoken: "Be yourself!"] [PAUL Spoken: "I don't know how many of you people know this, but even as I speak I am being sodomised by a ghost. Ahh!"] [TIM Spoken: "Hey! Let her finish!"] [PAUL Spoken: "Uh, In my previous existence I was Queen Nefertiti of Egypt"] [TIM Spoken: "Oh! Me too! Me too!"] [PAUL Spoken: "And at the moment I'm a member of the Latter Day Channelers. Mmmmmmmmm] And I'd just like to say There ought to be a law against you shooting off your mouth I don't invite you in, but you still get into my house You've got the world upon your shoulders And a weight upon your mind Tell you something Oprah Winfrey There's more weight on your be— Oh for a gun, oh for a gun Oh for a gun just to kill, kill, kill, kill Oh for a gun, oh for a gun Oh for a gun just to kill Oprah Winfrey You might also like[TIM Spoken: Oprah Winfrey is the fattest most powerful woman on the planet Earth. It takes the entire Guadalcanal and three Kansas wheat belts to feed Oprah every day. Oprah Winfrey, you are the gross national product] I'll get my guns and ammo Cruise down to L.A Ask you for your autograph And blow you away (Blam! Blam! Blam!) When the cops pick me up and take me to the station I'll tell them very simply that I did it for the nation And there's a reason for my plan Something that they do not know The silver story of my life And guest star on Geraldo Oprah Oprah I want to turn you off |