Skinhead Sooty
| Title | Skinhead Sooty |
|---|---|
| Artist | Doug Anthony Allstars |
| Album | Dead & Alive |
| Release Date | 1993 |
| Description | ? |
| Lyrics | [TIM Spoken: We bring some news from the Orient. Apparently Sooty, that well-loved Blue Peter figure, has recently become a fascist skinhead. We bring this news to you that may be quite surprising, that he has changed his politics and his hairstyle. But, quite frankly, I'm not surprised. Him being the only bear in television to constantly be fist-fucking] Oi! Oi! Sooty's all grown up he's not a puppet anymore He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor (Oi!) He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of stout And threw a dart in Sweep's eyes before he pulled it out (Me button!) Who's that walking on air? Bouncing down the street without a care It's skinhead Sooty with a killer xylophone (boing) With a blood soaked bovver boots and a racist attitude (Oi!) A mean fucking mother's son Not afraid of anyone Got the others on the run Here he comes, here he comes Sooty the skin— Oi! Wak-wak-wak-wak-wak (Oi!) Sooty's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head He's dating muppets half his age and getting 'em into bed (Oi!) He says his friends are all miserable pricks They're married now, or dead, or gone, or mentally sick Who's that walking on air? Bouncing down the street without a care Well, the hunt caught up with Basil Brush and he got clubbed to death (Go' blimey, go' blimey, ahh, ahh! Boom boom) [TIM Spoken: Hey, Paul...] [RICHARD Spoken: That's enough, mate] [TIM Spoken: It's dead, mate Mate, you've knocked the stuffing out of him] Bill and Ben got Little Weed and smoked it in the shed (Weed! Weed! Weed! Weed!) Zebedee OD'ed on E and now he's pushing clover (It's not lawn, okay, I got it from the Wombels) Dougall blindly humps the leg of his owner You might also like[TIM Spoken: "I say! What's that tune?" said Dougall] [PAUL Spoken: "Last post, damn splinter!] [TIM Spoken: "Ow!"] Buddy is a bigot The Clangers flew away The Thunderbirds are puppets (No!) And Andy Pandy's gay [PAUL Spoken: And proud people, and proud! No strings on Andy, he stands up for himself these days] Oi, oi, oi Who's causing havoc on the docks In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red Docs? It's Skinhead Sooty, with a killer xylophone Blood soaked Stanley knife, a racist attitude He'll wait until you're all alone Crack your skull break your bones Send the pieces to your home He's a one, all in fun Sooty the Skinhead Oi, oi, oi, oi Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi Oi! |