The Sun
Title | The Sun |
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Artist | Doug Anthony Allstars |
Album | Dead & Alive |
Release Date | 1993 |
Description | ? |
Lyrics | [TIM Spoken: Good evening, we're the Doug Anthony Allstars! Elvis is alive and living in the Queen Mother!] Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! Lust crazed and underage and teenage rampage [TIM Spoken: Extra! Extra! Read all about shit!] Bible bashing whorish Tory Bible bashing whorish Tory [TIM Spoken: M'Lords, Ladies. Ladies, m'Lords!] Public virtue, private vice Animal sacrifice Muslim terror, horror in the air and Kylie is an alien Transvestite in the house of common Margret Thatcher, witches common [TIM Spoken: "I told you not to do that Dennis"] A journey to hell through a virgin blood bath [TIM Spoken: "I was a teenage twelve year old!"] Tie me up and tease me "Rubber, please," says specialist Athlete fails drug test Trio in a love nest Kylie is a Brussels sprout Reform girls eat castrated Cocker Spaniel Minister in panty raid schoolgirl scandal Pervert, vandal impaled on the handle Bug Eyed, Froot-Loops We are at war with evil We are at war with evil We are at war with evil! Gotcha! (Bzzz) You might also likeHere comes the Sun (Ba ba-da-da baba ba-dada) The Guardian and the Truth (The Guardian and the Truth) The Herald, The Times (The Herald, the Times) Delivered to me and you I read it all (Ba ba-da-da baba ba-dada) In letter's 10 foot tall The news of the Newspapers' writing on the toilet walls (Ba da-da ba-ba ba-da-da) (Ba da-da ba-ba ba-da-hey) Siamese Twins in incest torture chambers [TIM Spoken: "Hurt me, hurt my brother. Just hurt my brother"] Herbal remedy for terminal cancer Midget doctor Caesarean catastrophe Test tube baby turns to black tar algae [TIM Spoken: "I didn't mean to hurt her, the bastards forced me"] Acupuncture proved to be cure for haemophilia [PAUL Spoken: What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?] [TIM Spoken: I'm trying to help] Kyle has a sister Dani, urgh! Quiet student real life pantyhose serial killer, ah! [TIM Spoken: "Norman, Norman, act like a man"] Violence, sex, crime and a cannibal dinner [RICHARD Spoken: "It puts the lotion on its skin and puts it in the basket"] Dwarf and giant in dirty sex video Man dies of rust after eating auto Polygamy for lager lout My best friend is a Brussels sprout And Kylie is a poofter And Jason is a hetero (Oh, Jason) Boy, five, gives birth to deformed older brother Maltese girl, 13, great-great-grandmother Sewerage system feeds, a two headed monster Medal of honour for an armless butcher We are at war with evil We are at war with evil! Gotcha (Huh) Here comes The Sunday Sport (Ba da-da-da baba ba-dada) The news of the world (Ba ba-da-da baba ba-da) The Page 3 Lady (The Page 3 Lady) She's a big, big girl I read it all (Ba da-da-da baba ba-dada) In letters 10 foot tall The news of the newspapers' smearing shit down toilet walls Through the halls Across the floor Smearing the shit over us all (Ba da-da baba ba-dada) All (Ba da-da baba ba-dada) Huh, huh Gotcha! [PAUL Spoken: Grazie, grazie, grazie. Molto belissimo!] |