There Is Nothing Like A Dame
Title | There Is Nothing Like A Dame |
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Artist | Doug Anthony Allstars |
Album | Dead & Alive |
Release Date | 1993 |
Description | ? |
Lyrics | [TIM Spoken: Hop, hop! Hop, hop! Hop, hop! A perfect ten!] We've got sunlight on the sand We've got moonlight on the sea We've got mangoes and bananas You can pick right off a tree We've got volleyball, ping pong A lot of fancy games What ain't we got? We ain't got dames There is nothing like a dame Nothing in the world There is nothing you can name That is anything like a dame We feel restless we feel blue We feel lonely and in grief We feel every kind of feeling But the feeling of relief Hungry as the wolf That when he... Red Riding Hood What don't we feel? We don't feel good [PAUL Spoken: Right now, Ladies and Gentlemen, we'd like to present: The Esther Williams Dry Land Dance Troupe with their version of Ice-Capades!] There are no books like a dame And nothing looks like a dame There are no drinks like a dame And nothing thinks like a dame Nothing acts like a dame Or attracts like a dame There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here That can't be cured by putting him near A girly, womanly, female, feminine, dame Nothin' else is built the same Nothing in the world Has a soft and wavy frame Like the silhouette of a dame A girly, womanly, female, feminine— You might also like[PAUL Spoken: Is this sexist?] [TIM Spoken: No it's beer, mate] Dame! Like a dame! [TIM Spoken: We're the Doug Anthony Allstars, thank you! Good night, Britain!] [AUDIENCE Spoken: Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars! Allstars!] |