Story
Title | Story |
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Artist | The Beatnuts |
Album | Intoxicated Demons: The EP |
Release Date | 1993-04-13 |
Description | ? |
Lyrics | (“Here’s a little story I got to tell…”) [Verse 1: Psycho Les] I met this girl, she was Miss Alabama “Hello, come in my room, drop to your knees, bitch” mama mellow She said “a’ight”, grabbed the Dutchie, sucked it I aimed at her twat with my dick and cold fucked it “UNH”, that’s all ya heard when I pushed it in Did her so good, the bitch wanted children I said, “No, no, baby, it’s not like that” I coulda sworn she was a DJ how she was scratchin’ my back Deep throats, wet licks to the head The next thing you know, she wanna go to … goddamn! There I was, layin’ with my 9 inch Crazy fat, crazy thick, like the NYNEX pages She wanted to go through the Beatnuts stages Popped off her bra, POW, they were outrageous Twenty pounds each and my luck, two watermelons Bigger than Sandra’s, but smaller than Helen’s Yow, I do ‘em well so they catch orgasms At least 20 minutes before I splash ‘em—BOOM! Rode it like a bike, my dick was the peg She wanted doggystyle so I humped her leg Pissed on the carpet, shitted by the door Psycho Les is out, you don’t wanna hear no more It’s like that y’all (that y’all), it’s like that y’all (that y’all) The hooker put scratches on my back y’all (back y’all) (“Here’s a little story I got to tell…”) [Verse 2: Fashion] We’re downtown bound with Mark makin’ tracks In the Max’, kickin’ facts The Willie Bobo, about the hoe strolls we’ve been to Then I looked out the window “Hola, senorita—or is it senora? Miss or Mrs, I still got somethin’ for ya” Wasted no time with the small talk, no frontin’ Picked her straight up like a nigga out in Compton I says, “What crib we goin’ to—your one or my one?” She said, “Who needs a bed? This car’s just fine, son” Mark tried to step when the bitch grabbed my penis She said, “Don’t leave, honey bun, you gotta see this” Kicked off her panties, slid back in the recliner Opened up her legs and said, “Welcome to the diner” Took a whiff, shit smelled kosher Loaded up my banger, aimed it then I smoked her—BOOM! Sucked her tits and I pounded her clit so She made noise like chinks in Jiu-Jitsu Ooh, you’re daddy long dick, she really started screamin’ So I muffled up her mouth with some semen It’s like this y’all (this y’all), like this y’all (this y’all) I bust a Beatnut then I take a piss y’all (piss y’all) You might also like(“Here’s a little story I got to tell…”) [Chi Ali sped up sample from “Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a #”] It really don’t matter ‘cause to me it means nothin’ Next time I’m feelin’ rough, I’ll just snuff him [Outro] Kill the president, kill him, kill him, fuck him |